WE BEEN HUNGOVER SINCE THE SMOKEPURPP SHOW

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KENNETH KEGGAR FROM KONNETIKET HAD A KEGGAR AT ELLIOT PARK THE OTHER WEEKEND. HE ATE ALL THE PIZZA AND DRANK ALL THE BEER! MAJOR SHOUT OUT TO THAT HESH STICKER PLACEMENT!


GUTH KUSH GOT THE INTERNET GOING UP ON A TUESDAY WITH CAL TOSS 02 – THE LATEST THROWAWAY TAGE OF FOOTAGE FROM THE UPCOMING CAL SURF VIDEO. CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT AND JUST APPRECIATE ALL OF THIS BRADY ALBRIGHT FOOTY? DUDE IS QUICKLY BECOMING A THEHESH.COM FAVORITE NOT ONLY FOR THE TRICKS HE BE BUSSIN BUT ALSO FOR DOING IT IN A FRESH PAIR OF TRUEYS! BUTTOWN WILL RISE AGAIN!


THE 4N2 PROMO FROM THE LAIR VIDEO THAT PISSED OFF CERTAIN BLOGS FOR THAT SNOOPY FOOTAGE IS NOW LIVE ON THE INTERNET. 3 SECONDS OF A CLIP KINDA TAKES IT OUT OF CONTEXT BUT TO CLEAR EVERYTHING UP, THAT WAS AT THE OLD SAINTS STADIUM BEFORE THE CITY TORE IT DOWN. THERE WAS GRAFFITI EVERYWHERE AND THE SNOOPY WAS SADLY ALREADY ALMOST RIPPED OUT FROM IT’S POST. THE GANG DECIDED TO TRY TO PRESERVE SNOOP BY ATTEMPTING TO RIP HIM OUT AND BRINGING HIM HOME. THE REBAR PREVENTED THIS FROM HAPPENING. NEEDLESS TO SAY WHEN THEY CAME BACK A FEW DAYS LATER TO TRY TO GET A TRICK THAT DIDN’T GET GOT OUR PAL SNOOP HAD BEEN SMASHED TO BITS AND PIECES. FUCK YOU TMZ FOR TAKING ALL THIS SHIT OUTTA CONTEXT, DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE YOU COMMENT!


TOOK ME THREE WEEKS TO FIND OUT THAT LIL XAN IS REPPING THE HESH WHITE BLOODLOGO HOODIE IN HIS NEW VIDEO ON ELEVATOR: “BEEN BOUT IT” HESH LIFE HAMMERS GOING DOWN EVERY DAY!


DEATHWISH CAME AND DID A DEMO AT FAMILIA HQ THE SAME DAY AS THE SMOKEPURPP SHOW AND FATE PUT ON 6 RINGS. SHIT WAS TURNT UP!


DEM ATLAS IS MAKING THE PRICE OF THE HESH GO UP DAILY!


JAMAL SMITH WAS ONE OF THE FIRST SKATEBOARDERS TO GO VIRAL ON YOUTUBE IN 2006 WITH THE TORNADO SPIN INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO. 10 YEARS LATER HE’S GOING MORE VIRAL THAN EVER FROM THIS EXCERPT FROM A SHIT TALKING PROMO FOR THE DIME O.U.T. CONTEST WITH WADE DESARMO. SKATEBOARDERS ARE TAKING OVER THE FASHION WORLD AND THE MEME WORLD!

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DEM ATLAS IS HESH AS FUCK


DEM ATLAS WANTS EVERYBODY TO HAVE THE HESHEST DAY POSSIBLE IN HIS NEWEST VIDEO FOR “PERFECT DAY”. IT STARTS OUT WITH DEM DOING THE HESHEST THING YOU CAN DO IN YOUR LIFE, QUITTING THE DREADED DAY JOB. DEM SHOWS YOU WHAT THE HESH LIFE IS REALLY ABOUT BY JUMPING ALL OVER CARS WHILE DANCING ON THA BLOCK LIKE NOBODY’S LOOKING. GOT REAL STOKED ON THE CAMEOS AT THE END FROM JUDAH BOY, P-MURDA AND DJ WNDRLND. IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO BE IN A BAD MOOD BY THE END OF THIS THING! WE GONE GIVE DEM ATLAS A PASS ON THAT LONG BOARD ACTION BECAUSE HE BE REPPING THE HESH HARD! DEM ATLAS PRO SKATER
MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE REST OF DEM’S NEW TAPE “MF DEM” TO HEAR MR. ATLAS GO ABOLUTELY HAM ON SOME RECYCLED MF DOOM BEATS. VERY LEGENDARY HESH SHIT YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS OUT ON.


ALL YALL ASKING WHATS UP WITH THE HESH STORE WILL GET AN ANSWER WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK OR SO. MAJOR SHOUT OUT TO ALL YALL WHO GOT INITIATED INTO HESH GANG DURING THE STATE FAIR. HAVEN’T GOTTEN EXACT NUMBERS FROM OUR ACCOUNTANTS YET BUT RUMOR HAS IT WE MAY BE SITTING AT THE 6.66 BILLION DOLLAR RANGE AS FAR AS PROFITS. BLESS UP!

CODY DAVIS HAS BEEN OUT OF THE SKATEBOARD GAME AFTER GETTING SURGERY TO REPAIR SOME ISSUES THAT HAD BEEN LINGERING IN HIS ANKLE FOR THE LAST YEAR. HE JUST PUT UP A LITTLE MONTAGE OF INSTAGRAM HAMMERS HE DROPPED FOR FREE OVER THE SUMMER THAT ANY AVERAGE SKATER WOULD BE PSYCHED TO HAVE IN A VIDEO PART. IF THIS WAS ALL DONE WITH A SLIGHTLY BUM ANKLE, LORD ONLY KNOWS WHAT CODY IS ABOUT TO PRODUCE IN THE UPCOMING YEAR. BEEN MEANING TO GET A HESH INTERVIEW WITH THE BRA, MAYBE THAT WILL HAPPEN SOONER THAN LATER SO WE CAN GET YALL UPDATED ON THE HESHEST SKATER IN MINNESOTA.

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BARACK OBAMA IS HESH AS FUCK [IS THE HESH GOING VIRAL?]


THEHESH.COM ENGINEER DAKOBRUH/DAKODEINE/DAKOTIZZA SENT OVER A HEATER OF A HESH REMIX TO A NEW POPULAR PHOTO OF OBAMA THAT HAS BEEN MAKING IT’S ROUNDS OVER THE INTERNET. THEHESH.COM DEFINITELY COULD SEE ‘BAMA PULLING A LIL WAYNE IN HIS DAYS AFTER PRESIDENCY. SO FAR WE SITTING ON A FEW HUNDRED LIKES ON INSTA WITH ROUGHLY THE SAME ON TWITTER. NO FAMOUS BLOGS HAVE PICKED UP THIS MASTERPIECE YET BESIDES US BUT THAT DOESN’T REALLY COUNT CUZ WE MADE THE SHIT RIGHT? THIS THING IS PRETTY MUCH AT MOST PRE-VIRAL AT THE PRESENT TIME, WE JUST WAITING ON FOURPINS.

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DAMN MITCH, WHERE’D YOU FIND THIS PARK??


I REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN MITCH GUTH WASN’T ALL HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA AND WOULD DM US EXCLUSIVELY THE SECOND HE DROPPED A GUTH KUSH EDIT. SINCE HE DROPPED THE LAIR VIDEO HE REALLY BEEN FEELING HIMSELF! WE GOTTA FIND OUT ABOUT SHIT THROUGH 3RD PARTY SPIES NOW! COME ON MITCH KEEP US IN THE LOOP!

ANYWAYS, I AIN EVER SEEN THE PARK THEY SKATE IN MY LIFE AND IT LOOKS PRETTY FUN. JEEZ MITCH, YOU BE LOW KEY ABOUT YOUR WARM UP SPOTS TOO! ANDREW ELLISON FLATGROUND NOSE MANNYS BEFORE THE BANGERS MAY BECOME THE HOTTEST TREND IN SKATEBOARDING MARK OUR WORDS!


ANOTHER ONE OF OUR HOMIES GONE HOLLYWOOD, TIM FULTON, DROPPED FLOW TRASH IN FULL TO YOUTUBE. THIS THING IS A STAPLE OF MINNESOTA LOCAL SKATEBOARDING SO EDUCATE YOURSELF IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY.

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RARE THEHESH.COM REMIX: “WHODIE WHODIE”


EARLIER TODAY, WE UNLOCKED THIS AREA OF THE HESH MAINFRAME THAT HASN’T BEEN ACCESSED IN AT LEAST A YEAR. WE DISCOVERED MANY ANCIENT, LONG FORGOTTEN THEHESH.COM ARTIFACTS. TRUELY THE GREATEST THEHESH.COM DISCOVERY IN THE RECENT 2 MONTHS. AMONGST RELICS WAS AN ANCIENT LEGENDARY EDIT OF OLD JAMIEL NOWPARVAR FOOTAGE EDITED TO NONE OTHER THAN THE BASEDGOD HIMSELF!

OUR TEAM IS WORKING 24-7 WITH VERY FEW SMOKE BREAKS TO UNCOVER EVERYTHING THEHESH.COM MAINFRAME HAS TO PROVIDE. TILL THEN, KEEP RETWEETING US HELLA ON TWITTER.

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